Bitch Slap

OASIS
298 11th St. San Francisco

The hair is big, the shoulder pads are bigger and the drama is blown totally out of proportion in D'Arcy Drollinger's Bitch Slap. An outrageous sendup of classic '80s soap operas and telenovelas, the story centers around Diana Midnight, the head of a fashion empire who struggles to maintain power and control over her most prized possession: the patent for shoulder pads. Don't miss all the high-camp hijinks -- adultery, blackmail, shocking confessions, evil twins and, of course, amnesia -- when Bitch Slap comes to San Francisco's Oasis.