Jackie Beat: If You See Something, Say Something!

1772 Market Street
1760 Market St. San Francisco

Featuring her signature sassy stand-up and always-amusing song spoofs, If You See Something, Say Something! is the latest show from Jackie Beat, award-winning drag darling and self-professed bastard child of "Weird Al" Yankovic and Bette Midler. On a brief break from writing for the hit TV show Hello Ross, the self-described "world's biggest bitch" brings a whole new meaning to the catchy anti-terrorist slogan -- if you see something, say something -- as she delivers over an hour of hilarious new material mixed with a sprinkling of tacky classics.